Crap design of the universe

I am so fucking sick of entropy. Everything around me is always
entangling with everything else. Fucking bicycles, fucking headphone
cords, fucking things that fall on the floor rolling to the remotest
fucking places, every fucking thing that has an edge is getting caught
with every other motherfucker. Especially those motherfucking
bicycles. They have things sticking out all over them. Throw in the
complication of putting two locks on the bike all the time because of
the sons of thieving bitches around here, and you have a goddamn
entropy nightmare. Spontafuckingneously headphone cords loop into
themselves multiple times while I'm not watching them. This crap has
been going on for 28 motherfucking years. I'm sick of it now, this
increasing entropy motherfucker. We should stop putting up with this
crap design of the universe. Fucking crap Nature-bitch.