Politician-speak

Why do we let the people in charge of countries speak like they do? Only one word in fifty actually conveys some information. The next time a politician starts answering a question with oral fart I'd like to see all the reporters in the room beat the living daylights out of him. Gang up on him and crack the bastard's skull. Maybe then we'll hear more answers in the form of "Yes," "No" and "I don't know." All this mind-numbing rhetoric is NOT NECESSARY. Like popcorn at movies or cake at birthdays, this is a TRADITION. Unlike those two, this tradition HURTS US. Repeat after me, "We DO NOT need crap-talking leaders." Imagine how much work could get done if they didn't spend time on those UNFUCKINGNECESSARY forty-nine words in fifty. Goddamn bozos.