Door parasites

Ever hold a spring-loaded door open for someone following you and they don't take the fuck over? I mean they just sail through the opening that has so considerately been created for them, with no effort to stick a hand out and take over the holding open of the door. You're playing doorman while the parasite gains his passage with a jaunty swinging of the arms by his side.

What kind of dumbfuck pestilence is capable of such egregiously parasitic behavior? Who are these people's incompetent mothers? Where are these diseased people being spawned and bred?

I was once so disgusted with just such a parasite that I let go of the door while he was still in the doorway. Door whacked him in the face but not hard enough.

You watch out, shits. I'm going to flatten all your profiles before I'm through with you.