The blogs must be crazy

Is anyone else here sick to the bone of the blogging mania? I know I am. If the blogosphere was your introduction to the human race, you'd think it consists of nothing but bazillions of hopped-up comment-monkeys, the way they're endlessly banging away at their battered keyboards and frenetically linking to one another in one huge crazy-ass URL-spewing, RSS-sucking orgasm. It's like they've never seen the Internet before. Jeez, did you guys grow up in some starving third-world country that had exactly one telephone line strung up on poles from one end to the other? This is a feeding scene right out of a pigsty. "Give me some of that Internet, I'm going to stuff my face with that thing!!" "Look, Internet, Internet, it's the Internet!! Lemme at that juicy piece of Internet!!"

Something tells me I'm not just kidding.