Guessing game

What is it with the stories on the sports pages of newspapers never introducing what the heck sport they're talking about? They'll dive right into the gory details without once mentioning WTF they're crapping about. It could be curling or it could be chess, camel-racing or BASE jumping, but they WILL NOT LET ON.

What's that you say? Have a helpful little title on top of each story? Do sports writers tell you how to worship your Jesus? Then stay the fuck out of THEIR religion.